I noticed my sweetheart was on Tinder and I fucked her for it

She didn't let me finish, she didn't swallow the sperm, again...

I don't usually fuck on the first date, but today I couldn't resist

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

I could barely get it out in time - risky 😨 Lick the sperm off and there was nothing there

If you don't want to make breakfast, you get plenty of sperm in your eyes